sht-wentz:

if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

(Source: hellyeahnikita)

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

(Source: galaxys4)